So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Can you bring me the toilet please
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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