I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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