One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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