is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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