So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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