wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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