Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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