I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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