I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
