I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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