At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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