As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
