i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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