Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
These tits shall not be calmed
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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