Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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