im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
and you fell through a lawn chair
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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