she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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