her vagine was all disorganized.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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