In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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