do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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