its not stalking. its research.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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