Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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