we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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