just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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