ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
we're so committed to being not committed
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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