Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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