why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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