Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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