Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
