i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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