I hope mine doesn't look like that
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
