The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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