You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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