According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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