you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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