Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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