i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Alive.
So much puke
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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