I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
