Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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