BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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