just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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