God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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