PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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