Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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