yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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