Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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