You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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