I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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