His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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