yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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